I offer the following for the purposes of a good laugh several months from now when my predictions are proven to be horribly wrong. Yes, yes, I know, I am making said predictions with knowledge of what transpired in most of Week One, but really, does it matter all that much? I mean, it’s not like I’m making these prognostications midway through October or something. OK, just a few, quickly:
Division Champions
NFC East – Philadelphia Eagles
NFC North – Green Bay Packers
NFC South – Atlanta Falcons
NFC West – St. Louis Rams
NFC Wild Card Teams – New Orleans Saints, Detroit Lions (you heard me)
AFC East – New England Patriots
AFC North – Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC South – Houston Texans
AFC West – San Diego Chargers
AFC Wild Card Teams – Baltimore Ravens, New York Jets
NFC Champion: Atlanta Falcons
AFC Champion: New England Patriots
Super Bowl Champion: New England Patriots
Remember, you heard it all here first…



This phrase comes from the 1978 "Jonestown massacre" in which most members of the Peoples Temple cult, blindly following their leader Jim Jones, committed suicide by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.









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