The Real Story About Vick’s Prison Football

Posted by Byron April 11, 2008 at 11:33 am
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Apparently, according to this ESPN story, Mike Vick is the popular pick to play QB in prison football:

Vick Plays QB in Prison

But there’s more to the story. According to sources, Vick’s passer rating in prison is only 76.3, he has yet to throw a 4th-quarter TD pass, and there is increasing unrest among the inmates that Vick be benched in favor of Algernon “Bubba” Maroni, who last quarterbacked his high school team in Glendale, Arizona before getting sent up on armed robbery charges.

“We think he’d make a great running back”, said offensive tackle Vern Thomas, doing life for cocaine distribution, “but he’s having a difficult time picking up the blitzing schemes, and he’s consistently overthrowing our receivers.”

 

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