Just Shoot Me. Now. Really, it’s OK.
Surfing, Biking, Skateboarding Jesus
I guess the only bad thing is that I didn’t hear about this until the day before Christmas, too late to fill all the stockings on my Christmas list with Quarterback Jesus…

Posted by Byron December 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Filed Under Life as a Jesus-follower | 5 Comments |
Surfing, Biking, Skateboarding Jesus
I guess the only bad thing is that I didn’t hear about this until the day before Christmas, too late to fill all the stockings on my Christmas list with Quarterback Jesus…
This phrase comes from the 1978 "Jonestown massacre" in which most members of the Peoples Temple cult, blindly following their leader Jim Jones, committed suicide by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.
Radically Tolerant - of all people, irrespective of race, faith, circumstance. As a person, you will be treated with the respect and dignity you deserve as an individual created in the image of God.
Radically Intolerant - of slipshod reasoning, emotion without intellectual substance, bad ideas, lazy thinking, cowardly ad hominem attacks, the preposterous notion that 9/11 is some government conspiracy (proceed directly to the Loony Bin; do not pass "Go"; do not collect $200), the designated hitter, and the Dallas Cowboys.



Ogden: Unfinished Business
Marshall: Reclaiming God's Original Intent for the Church
Yancey: Rumors of Another World
Frazee: The Connecting Church
Pearcey: Total Truth
Postman: Amusing Ourselves to Death
Bork: Slouching Towards Gomorrah
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5 Responses to “Just Shoot Me. Now. Really, it’s OK.”
Does that come with Karate chop action and Kung Fu grip?
Don ~ Dec 24, 2007 at 8:43 pm
How does Quarterback Jesus rate in your newest rankings?
Mark Merritt ~ Dec 25, 2007 at 5:34 am
Don’t forget Astronaut Jesus:
http://www.toydigger.nl/int_vinyl_jesus.htm
Derlin ~ Dec 25, 2007 at 9:56 pm
“Limited to 500 pieces worldwide”. Thankfully.
Byron ~ Dec 26, 2007 at 9:56 am
Wait just a cotton pickin’ minute! Would someone please explain what Astronaut Jesus needs with a space suit? I mean, come on. Superman doesn’t need a space suit. Are we saying the Superman is better than Jesus? I don’t think so. Pl-ease!
Don ~ Dec 27, 2007 at 11:26 am