Don’t Look Now, but…OK, Do Look
September 30, 2007
Mike Huckabee is now not only in double digits in Iowa polling, but he is within the margin of error of second place, only a single point behind Rudy, and several behind Freddy T. Only Mitt is out to a nice lead there.
Appropriate for Second-Graders???
September 28, 2007
Mrs. Bill, the Prettiest Candidate, and Barack the Wonder Boy all think that reading a
to children in the second grade is perfectly appropriate, although Mrs. Bill (the most conservative of the three, it’s turning out) did waffle a tad. Not so the Pretty One, who is proving to be, in typical lawyer fashion, the kind of guy who’ll say just about anything, no matter how absurd, just to appeal to the MoveOn far-far lefties. Wow…
Giving Hitler Junior a Forum was a Mistake, BUT…
September 25, 2007
But Lee Bollinger, a known liberal, made me proud to be an American with this introduction of the animal known as Ahmadinejad. The president of Columbia University introduced this megalomaniacal terrorist with a heavy dose of the truth, and in true No Kool-Aid Zone, credit-where-credit-is-due, I commend Lee Bollinger’s words as a gutsy portrayal of the truth. Thank you, President Bollinger.
How to Win Friends and Influence People
September 21, 2007
Police Arrest Woman Wearing Fake Bomb at Boston Airport
OK, so the chick is a student at M.I.T., where the smart people go. And so Star, the intelligent M.I.T. student, decides to display “art” by walking into the Boston airport wearing what looks like a bomb.
Why does the phrase, “not the sharpest tool in the shed” come to mind?
Dan Rather v. CBS: Bring Out the Popcorn!
September 21, 2007
You gotta read this article; it’s just great!
Dan Rather is suing CBS News for $70 million because they made him a scapegoat in the “Memogate” scandal in order to pacify the White House.
Word has it that his next plans are, in no particular order, to attempt a cross-country trip in a Wal-Mart cart, to negotiate an end to global warming with the prime minister of Botswana and the mayor of Harlingen, Texas, and to get rid of the monkeys that circle around his head when it rains. “The monkeys, the monkeys, stop the monkeys!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!”
This phrase comes from the 1978 "Jonestown massacre" in which most members of the Peoples Temple cult, blindly following their leader Jim Jones, committed suicide by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.
Osborne: A Contrarian's Guide to Knowing God
Schlossberg: Idols For Destruction
