“Christian Voodoo”: OK, NOW I’ve Seen Everything

A friend sent me info about a family that is attempting–with the encouragement of their “church”–to incorporate voodoo (or, more technically as they call it, “vodou”) into their “Christianity” for the sake of two adopted kids from Haiti.  Now, of course it’s great that these folks adopted a couple of kids from Haiti–well, let’s put it this way: it’s great that they had it in their hearts to do so–but what kind of silliness is this?

More disheartening is that the pastors of a Baptist church would tolerate this instead of (lovingly) offering the family the kind of counsel they need to put away the works of darkness as they embrace the saving gospel of Jesus Christ.  What fellowship does the light of Christ have with the darkness of voodoo?  None.  And the most loving thing that Revs. Thompson and Haak could possibly do would be to disabuse this misguided family of any notion to the contrary–rather than affirm their idolatry.

Greatest NFL Quarterbacks, Revisited

Because I love sports and numbers, and the intersection of the two, I did a statistical analysis three years ago to determine who was the greatest QB of all time.  This won’t be a long post, but to review, my scoring system relied on two things: passer rating relative to other QBs playing in the era of the QB in question, and championship games played in and won.  This married objective statistics with that highly-overrated category of “did he win a Super Bowl” in determining who was the best of all time.  A brief disclaimer: this system doesn’t–indeed no system can–identify with perfect accuracy who the greatest QB is.  What it can do, and do very well, I think, is let us know who ought to be (Len Dawson and Sammy Baugh, for instance)–and who ought not to be (John Elway and Brett Favre, for instance)–in the conversation, and the relative rankings of each.

The system gave 1 point for finishing in the top half of all eligible passers in a given year, another point for finishing in the top quarter, and a third point for being the NFL’s top-rated passer in a given year.  I gave one more bonus point for that rare, off-the-charts season wherein there was a greater gap between positions 1 and 2 than between positions 2 and 5.  That’s happened 4-5 times in NFL history, if memory serves.  Then, I gave a point for appearing in the league championship game, and another point for winning the thing.  The idea of all of this, of course, is to eliminate the subjective (“Brett Favre plays the game with grit and verve”), and look purely at results.

And thus, without further ado, the up-to-the-minute point totals of the top 20 NFL quarterbacks of all time:

  1. Joe Montana                                     35
  2. Sammy Baugh                                   32
  3. Otto Graham                                     31
  4. Len Dawson                                       30
  5. Bart Starr                                             30
  6. Johnny Unitas                                   28
  7. Fran Tarkenton                                 28
  8. Sid Luckman                                       28
  9. Peyton Manning                              28
  10. Roger Staubach                             24
  11. Bob Griese                                         23
  12. Ken Anderson                                   23
  13. Brett Favre                                         23
  14. Steve Young                                      22
  15. Dan Marino                                        22
  16. Kurt Warner                                       20
  17. Y.A. Tittle                                            19
  18. John Elway                                         18
  19. Charlie Conerly                               18
  20. Tom Brady                                          18

Four more words: first, note where Peyton Manning finds himself currently.  Though he did himself no favors by failing to win the Super Bowl last evening, it’s still true that Peyton will, if he leads the league in passing once more and wins a second Super Bowl, already be tied for second all-time by this analysis.  It is safe to assume, given his age and his playing level, that when it’s all said and done, Peyton Manning is likely to supplant Joe Montana from the top of the list.

Second, as I said, this doesn’t say definitively that “Joe Montana is the greatest QB of all time”, though I think a strong case can be made for that.  My personal, subjective opinion is the Otto Graham holds that distinction, and the best evidence I can give is this: currently, Otto Graham ranks 16th in all-time passer rating.  That may not sound impressive until you realize how grossly slanted that system is toward QBs who are currently playing the game.  Quick, without looking, who would you guess is the current leader?  I’ll tell you that at the end of the column.  Eight of the all-time Top Ten are active today, Steve Young and Joe Montana being the only exceptions.  At any rate, Otto Graham played and retired before I was born (1960).  The greatest testament to Graham’s greatness is the difference between him and the second-highest-rated passer who retired before I was born: Sid Luckman.  Sid Luckman ranks 97th in all-time QB rating.  Incidentally, Graham is tied with Brett Favre for 16th–and that places Favre 14th among current passers.  So much for Favre being the greatest QB of all time…

Third, remember that all this system does is suggest who ought to be in the discussion, and roughly where those folks would rank.  Ken Anderson, for instance, far and away the most underrated QB of all time, had roughly as good a career as Dan Marino (who played in one less Super Bowl than did Anderson; neither won one); Anderson was a significantly better QB than Joe Namath, who roughly grades out as Marc Bulger in panty hose with a big mouth and a girl on each arm.

Finally, if you’re wondering who among active QBs could break onto this list soon, Drew Brees now has 14 points, which ties Ben Roethlisberger; Donovan McNabb has 13.  It seems likely to me that Big Ben will prove to be easily a top 20 all-time QB, and perhaps even a top 10, by the time his still young career is over.  My guess is that Brees will land toward the bottom of that top 20.  Having played as long as he has, though, McNabb isn’t going to make the list–frankly, he’s near the top end of “average NFL quarterbacks”.

Oh, the current all-time NFL passing leader is Aaron Rodgers.  Yep.

My Super Bowl Call

Indianapolis 38, New Orleans 21

It’s hard to root against the feel-good story of the year–and it’s not so much that I’m rooting against the Saints, though I do like the Colts a tad better and am a big Peyton Manning fan.  But here’s the deal: the Saints aren’t playing against a quarterback who’ll do the dumb things that Brett Favre tends to do in clutch situations; they’re playing a guy who may end up as the greatest of all time when it’s all said and done.

The Saints were fortunate to beat a team that turned the ball over 5 times in the NFC Championship Game, and it seems obvious to me that Peyton and his Colts will not turn it over 5 times.  Granted, the Colts D isn’t as formidable as the Vikings D, and Drew Brees may have a nice game against them.  Still, I just don’t think the Saints, as deserving as they are of being here and as great a season as they have, have the team to win this thing.

Sorry for Yesterday’s Problem

In the event you logged on yesterday and were directed away from this page to some spam site, my regrets.  Some shred of human debris decided to hack my computer, apparently, whilst I was in a public place, and inserted some nefarious code into some line somewhere that directed folks to various other sites.  Thankfully, to my knowledge, none were p*rn sites or anything like that, but sorry for the problem, and it should be all better now.

Football’s All-Time Top Ten

ESPN is asking fans to have a crack at it. Unfortunately, fans demonstrate their ignorance of history in their rankings–but I won’t spoil it for you. They give you ten choices and ask you to rank at least five; I ranked all ten. Here are my Top Ten All-Time NFL Players:

1. Jerry Rice
2. Jim Brown
3. Otto Graham
4. Walter Payton
5. Joe Montana
6. Sammy Baugh
7. Barry Sanders
8. Johnny Unitas
9. Don Hutson
10. Lawrence Taylor

Who’d they leave off, football fans? I’m sure somebody is going to say “Emmitt Smith”, but no, he’s probably the next RB in line, but a notch below Brown, Payton, and Sanders. The other player that I might put on this list ahead of one or two of these guys is Reggie White. What think ye?

And in five years, high up on that list will be Peyton Manning, probably at least 5th.

Tebow and the Feminazis

So you’ve heard by now of the “controversy” manufactured by a few out-of-touch, off-the-deep-end-left “women’s groups” about the Super Bowl ad (which they have not even seen) featuring Tim Tebow’s mom explaining the choice she made not to abort young Tim, though doctors advised her to. Wait…the choice she made…doesn’t “pro-choice” mean that women ought to have a choice about whether or not to abort children? And didn’t Mrs. Tebow make a choice? Or was it the wrong choice?

Really, it’s sad/preposterous/childish for these silly women to raise this objection. Oh, wait, the ad is sponsored by Evil Incarnate (aka Focus on the Family), and thus the pathetic vitriol; here’s an excerpt from the (typical leftist, brainless, mud-slinging) letter written by the far-lefties to CBS News to protest the ad:

“By offering one of the most coveted advertising spots of the year to an anti-equality, anti-choice, homophobic organization, CBS is aligning itself with a political stance that will damage its reputation, alienate viewers, and discourage consumers from supporting its shows and advertisers.”

Methinks somebody needs to grow up. Sally Jenkins is an example of one pro-choice lady who is grown-up, and isn’t afraid to buck the Feminazi Fundamentalists on this one; she writes a column entitled Tebow’s Super Bowl ad isn’t intolerant; its critics are.

My sentiments exactly.

About Chuck Norris–and Then, an Experiment

Some random facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun–and won.

In an average living room, there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you–including the room itself.

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

There are two kinds of animals: those who have gone extinct, and those Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris has slammed 44 revolving doors. Today.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Yesterday.

Only one hand can beat a Royal Flush: Chuck Norris’.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare can liquefy your kidneys.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water–AND make it drink.

Why is Waldo hiding? Two words: Chuck Norris.

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris wear a watch? Because Chuck Norris will decide what time it is.

Now, go to Google. Type in “Where is Chuck Norris”. Then hit “I’m Feeling Lucky”.

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