And Now…Some “Best Of”

I want to do a few “Best of the No Kool Aid Zone” posts.  First, some funny stuff:

My favorite YouTube Video of all time, I think:

Counseling Techniques Guaranteed to Work, posted December 2, 2008

My favorite funny metaphors, posted August 27, 2008:

Unfortunate Metaphors

My favorite funny piece that wasn’t supposed to be funny, the inimitable John Daker, posted June 13, 2008:

Sing it, John

Best sports funny, posted December, 2007

Giving Him the Business

And finally, the funniest thing I ever wrote personally, from August 17, 2006:

Planet Inflation

Have a few good laughs, y’all…

David Barton’s Astonishingly Bad Apologetic for Glenn Beck

OK, let’s start by my acknowledging this truth: in general, I like and agree with Glenn Beck.  Does he say some outrageous things?  Yes.  Do I agree with all of his pronouncements?  Heavens, no.  But in general, I agree with a significant portion of the things he says…but when he starts talking about his faith and this quest God has him on, well, I get mighty antsy.  Glenn, you see, is a Mormon.

But David Barton, an evangelical Christian and founder/president of an organization named WallBuilders, has appeared with Glenn on a number of occasions, not only on Glenn’s TV program, but at rallies, etc.  And some Christians have (rightly) questioned Barton as to this association, just as I questioned the decision of Liberty University (my alma mater) to have Beck as graduation speaker.  Now comes Barton’s apologetic, which I’ve reproduced in its entirety below.  Instead of my commenting on it—other than to say that it is an underwhelming mishmash of red herrings, misappropriation of Scripture, misappropriation of history, and blending of the spiritual with the political to a frightening degree (not that I want to bias you, dear reader…ahem)—I’ll let you read it and point out the many fallacies Barton’s argument contains.  I’m frankly astonished, to tell you the truth…

By Their Fruits
by David Barton/WallBuilders on Monday, 16 August 2010 at 18:49
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Dav…01762193194695

For all those who have asked, thanks for your inquiry and for expressing your concerns about Glenn and his faith. Allow me to address those concerns first by offering some general principles that I find helpful, and then by listing some specific facts that also influence my position.

Concerning the first area, human nature frequently causes us to jump to quick (and often wrong) conclusions based on stereotypes; there is an unfortunate propensity to judge based on what is generally perceived about a particular group rather than on what we specifically know about the individuals in that group.

Jesus provided excellent guidance to help overcome this tendency:
By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit….Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them. MATTHEW 7:16-20
“Master,” said John, “we saw a man driving out demons in your name and we tried to stop him, because he is not one of us.” “Do not stop him,” Jesus said, “for whoever is not against you is for you.” LUKE 9:49-50
Whoever is not against us is for us. MARK 9:40

What simple messages are contained in these three verses?
Judge a tree based on the type of fruit it produces, not the label that it bears. For example, if a tree is labeled as an apple tree but keeps producing oranges, which is more important: the label or the fruits? Obviously, the fruits.
Don’t impede the efforts of others if they are not attacking and trying to injure us, even if those individuals are not part of our particular religious circle.

If someone is not actively fighting against us, then consider him an ally, not an enemy.

Let me now make specific application of these verses. In recent months, I have appeared numerous times on Glenn’s program to talk about historical and political issues, particularly as related to faith and Biblical values. On those programs, I have had repeated opportunity to inform Americans about (as our WallBuilders’ motto declares) “America’s forgotten history and heroes, with an emphasis on our moral, religious, and constitutional heritage.” I have also participated in several major arena rallies with Glenn.

As a result of these appearances, I have received numerous letters and calls from concerned Christians, some of whom respectfully inquire as to why I would appear with a Mormon, while others directly attack me for doing so. As far as I can tell, most of these concerns stem from judging Glenn based by the label of “Mormon” rather than by the fruits he produces.

For example, no one has yet been to point to any instance where Glenn has attacked or undermined Christ or Christianity on any of his programs. To the contrary, on repeated occasions it has been quite the opposite. (Recall his specific programs on individual salvation, atonement, and redemption through Christ.) Nevertheless, some of his critics refuse to take Glenn at his self-evident words but instead attempt to read into them some secret and hidden meaning, thereby judging him not by his fruits or words but rather by some conspiratorial and unseen meaning they seek to impute to him.

For Christians concerned about Glenn’s faith, I would ask the following questions:

What fruit do you see produced by Glenn? Good or bad? If you judged Glenn only by the fruits he has produced, would you still hold concerns over his faith?

If you did not know Glenn was a Mormon, how would you describe his religious beliefs?

Is God using Glenn to help recover our national strength and health, both politically and spiritually? If so, why would God be using him?
Does Glenn stir and provoke us to good works? (Hebrews 10:24)
Does he bring to light the hidden things of darkness? (1 Corinthians 4:5)
Does he talk openly about atonement, redemption, and individual salvation through Christ? (I can definitely answer this in the affirmative, for I have seen him do so on numerous occasions not only on his program but also in the rallies where I have personally participated with him.)

Christians concerned about Glenn’s faith should judge the tree by its fruits, not its labels. After all, Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton openly call themselves Christians, as do Evangelical Christian ministers such as Jim Wallis and Joel Hunter. Although these individuals have the right labels, they have the wrong fruits; yet many Christians have a more visceral reaction to Glenn than to Pelosi, Clinton, or Wallis. This is wrong; it is not Biblical.

(Incidentally, a recent poll on American religious affiliations and beliefs [1] shows that Mormons are more pro-life and pro-traditional sexuality than Evangelicals: 70% of Mormons oppose abortion but only 61% of Bible-believing Evangelicals do so; and 68% of Mormons believe that homosexuality should be discouraged in society but only 64% of Bible-believing Evangelicals believe this. Furthermore, in the 2008 vote on the California Marriage Amendment, it was Mormons and not the Evangelicals who gave most of the money and workers needed to protect marriage in that state.
In fact, polling affirms that if the marriage issue had been left only to Evangelicals, the marriage amendment would have failed. We Evangelicals definitely need to get our own house in order.)

Recall the incident in Acts 10 where God shattered the thinking and paradigm of the Apostles by manifesting himself to and through Cornelius. In the Apostles’ thinking, this was definitely not supposed to happen, for Cornelius was part of the wrong group. Nonetheless, God moved through Cornelius, making clear that His blessing was upon him.

Significantly, that Cornelius passage from the book of Acts became the basis for one of the most famous sermons in the remarkable American revival called the First Great Awakening (1730-1770). That sermon, known as the “Father Abraham” sermon, was delivered repeatedly by the Rev. George Whitefield over all parts of America.

The text of that sermon was recorded by John Adams (who was among the eighty percent of Americans who physically heard Whitefield preach a sermon during the Great Awakening [2] ). About that sermon, Adams recounted to Thomas Jefferson:

He [Whitefield] began: “Father Abraham,” with his hands and eyes gracefully directed to the heavens (as I have more than once seen him): “Father Abraham, whom have you there with you? Have you Catholics?” “No.” “Have you Protestants?” “No.” “Have you Churchmen?” “No.” “Have you Dissenters?” “No.” “Have you Presbyterians?” “No.” “Quakers?” “No.” “Anabaptists?” “No.” “Whom have you there? Are you alone?” “No.” “My brethren, you have the answer to all these questions in the words of my next text: ‘He who feareth God and worketh righteousness, shall be accepted of Him’” [Acts 10:35]. [3] God help us all to forget having names and to become Christians in deed and in truth. [4]

Whitefield’s “Father Abraham” sermon based on the Cornelius incident had a profound effect on Americans. In fact, the message of that sermon was directly put into practice on September 6, 1774, when a seemingly innocuous motion was proffered to open America’s first Congress with prayer. [5] Surprisingly, that apparently harmless request met unexpectedly stiff resistance – resistance by some of the most devout Christians among the delegates. As explained by John Adams:

It was opposed by Mr. [John] Jay of New York and Mr. Rutledge of South Carolina because we were so divided in religious sentiments – some Episcopalians, some Quakers, some Anabaptists, some Presbyterians, and some Congregationalists – that we could not join in the same act of worship. [6]

It was devout Christian Samuel Adams who broke through the religious objections when he “arose and said he was no bigot, and could hear a prayer from a gentleman of piety and virtue.” [7] Significantly, Samuel Adams (an ardent Congregationalist – a Puritan) supported having a clergyman from the Church of England (a denomination literally hated by Adams’ Congregationalists) deliver the original opening prayer in Congress. What Adams required was that the prayer be from a “gentleman of piety and virtue,” thus recognizing Jesus’ teachings in Luke 9:49-50, Mark 9:40, and Matthew 7:16-20.

Glenn fits well into both of those historic parameters, and hopefully, so, too, will those American Christians who might disagree with his label but find nothing to fault among his fruits.

In conclusion, I have been with Glenn in numerous settings; I have watched him up close and can heartily endorse both his public and his private life. I have witnessed his tender heart, his love for God, and his passion to keep God in America. Glenn and I have prayed together on numerous occasions; he has sought God for specific guidance on numerous situations and I have personally not only seen God answer him but have also seen Glenn completely change his plans after feeling the Lord was leading him to move in a different direction or address a different subject. I judge Glenn by his fruits, not by his labels, and I am honored to call Glenn not only an ally and a fellow warrior (and a General) in the culture war, but especially to call him a good friend.

God bless!
David Barton

Update: Russell Moore has an excellent piece on this aberration that David Barton embraces; click here.

My Top Ten All-Time Best Life Experiences

This is my list of my Top Ten Coolest Life Experiences (not counting stuff like getting married, having babies, etc.; it goes without saying that they top the list), at least until I remember something else that displaces one of these.  Again, they are listed in no particular order:

  • Being on Scrabble, with Chuck Woolery, and winning $13,500.  This took place in 1989 (air date of January, 1990).
  • Being cast as Harold Hill in “The Music Man”Given the fact that I had only taken up acting again in December of last year, to be cast in that role still astonishes me to this day.  It was an incredible amount of fun.
  • Snorkeling at Xel-Ha, Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico – Actually, this wasn’t the only, or even the first, time I’d snorkeled; we went snorkeling off Grand Cayman as part of our 20th anniversary cruise.  But I mention Xel-Ha in the event any of my readers ever get the chance to go to Cancun, Cozumel, or Playa Del Carmen.  If so, you must, must carve out a day to get to Xel-Ha.  It’s like an all-natural water park, and it’ll blow your mind.  Promise.
  • Sunset on Sugarloaf Mountain, Rio – Indescribably beautiful.
  • Our 20th Anniversary Western Caribbean cruise – Everything about it was great.
  • 1-2-3 – Long before I was on Scrabble with Chuck Woolery, I was on a local PBS game show as a 6th-grader called “1-2-3”, which basically involved teams of elementary school kids answer complex math questions.  Fairview Elementary made the playoffs, but alas, we were defeated before the championship.  Scintillating television; I’m sure at least a couple dozen sets were tuned in..I’m just a game-show vet, I guess…
  • When I was in 9th grade, I made All-City in Roanoke at second base.  My proudest individual sports accomplishment, bar none (not that there were a whole passel of ‘em, mind you…).
  • Parasailing and Wave-running - I put these two water sports together, because they both were an incredible amount of fun.  I was afraid to parasail, but once I saw a little girl go up and giggle with glee, I was determined that I could do the same.  Magnificent, and not at all scary, actually, even for a guy who “doesn’t do heights”.  As to wave-running, I’ve done that a half-dozen times, I guess, and it ranks as one of those things that is as much fun as you imagine it being.
  • Coaching AWANA state champs at age 16.  When I was a junior in high school, the Commander of our church’s AWANA program asked me to be the head coach for the Pals Olympic team.  If you’ve never been to an AWANA Olympics, I promise you that it’s a really cool event…anyway, our team brought home our church’s first-ever Virginia state championship.  I had an incredible amount of fun doing that.
  • Teaching Walk Thru the Bible’s Old Testament Experience – I’m in my element.  Need to do it more.  Plan to do it more.  Can I come to your church?  I guarantee you’ll benefit from it!

10 Days Left…and 30 Posts to Go…

And I will make it, I promise, though it will mean that I have a lot of writing to do over the next week and a half before the final vestiges of my youth wither away like a fallen leaf in autumn.  Let’s start, as I reminisce over my life (and it’s my life, so if you find it dull, or stupid, deal with it…funny story.  I posted something on YouTube a year and a half ago, primarily for a friend, and no one had ever commented on it, ’til this weekend, when some random, nameless, gutless person simply wrote, “Stupid”.  My response?  Dude, you signed your name, but left no comment!).  So…in no particular order,

My Ten Favorite Places I’ve Ever Been

  • Rio
  • Asheville, NC
  • Santa Barbara, CA
  • Newport, RI
  • Roanoke, VA – Home!
  • Colorado Springs
  • Zion/Bryce/Grand Canyons
  • Niagara Falls
  • Cancun
  • Outer Banks, NC

Disingenuity from Liberals Frosts Me

Does it you?

Before I quit this blogging thing—or a la Brett Favre, say I’m going to quit, and then not quit, but maybe quit, decide to continue but then really quit, except if and when I keep on blogging—one of the things that I’ve been meaning to write about is two particularly galling examples of liberal disingenuity (or abject ignorance; I’m not qualified to determine if deceit or sheer ignorance is in play here).  Here are the two examples that have frosted me in recent months (and there are variations on these themes):

Example 1: “It’s all well and good for these Tea Party types to protest big government, but I don’t see any of them lining up to return their Social Security or Medicare!”

To the simpleton minds who produce this rubbage, this is supposed to quell all arguments, brand the Tea Partiers as phonies and hypocrites, etc.

Example 2: “Tea Partiers who believe in the Constitution, who want things to be like they used to be, are apparently ignorant of the fact that blacks were discriminated against, etc., in the ‘old days’”.

Now, the first response to this tripe, to paraphrase something the great George Will wrote a few years back, is that those who have neither the inclination nor the ability to understand adult arguments shouldn’t attempt to; they might get hurt.  That’s a general caveat that applies to all such silliness on the part of liberals.  But there’s more.

To deal with the first one, which I’ve seen written several times, the responses are not even hard:

  • Where do I line up to get out of the Ponzi Security system, and to receive a rebate of all the money I put in, along with even half the interest I’d have earned had I had the freedom to invest it myself?  Show me where to go, and I’ll do it!
  • Do liberals not even understand basic human nature enough to realize that we always attempt to act in our own best interests, that no one will voluntarily give up something due them (even if they believe—as do many of us—that current systems need revamping, and badly)?
  • Do they not understand that one can advocate for the changing of a system while at the same time attempting to navigate the current situation to the best of one’s ability?

So no, there is nothing at all contradictory—nothing—about saying that government is broken (and it is) while at the same time attempting to do all that is legally possible to navigate well the current system until such time as it can be changed.

To answer the second red herring, liberals often either don’t understand or, just as likely, intentionally obfuscate the meaning of terms like “judicial restraint”, “Constitutionalism”, etc.  Here’s the truth: a Supreme Court justice can vote 100 times in a row to overturn a previous ruling, and not be a “judicial activist” in the slightest, just as I can be a faithful Constitutionalist and advocate for any number of new amendments to the Constitution (or the repeal of some old ones).  It’s categorically not about going back to some supposed Nirvana of the past (which never existed), complete with old prejudices and the like; rather, it’s about treating the Constitution with respect, amending it according to the rules (or not at all), letting the rule of law be the rule of law, etc.  It’s about attempting (as best we can) to understand what the framers of the Constitution meant when they wrote what they did, and then applying that to today; it’s not about bending meaning and arriving at tortured conclusions that the framers would have never imagined and then putting it down to some tripe about the Constitution being a “living document” (actually, I think it was Robert Bork who correctly said, “I believe in a ‘living Constitution’; I just don’t believe in a mutating one.”).  And so what we Tea Partiers want is not some return to some “Golden Age”, but merely a respect for the Constitution, the rule of law, and the like, rather than the judicial activism that we see that ignores the written law and replaces it with the rule of what Thomas Sowell called “The Anointed”.

OK, that’s enough about that…

Buffoonery in the Name of Jesus…

Is still buffoonery.

It is one thing—one appropriate thing, of course—to stand for Christ and His truth.  It’s quite another to do what these people are proposing, which constitutes, not a stand for Jesus, but a needlessly offensive, counterproductive affront to people of another faith.  Never mind the fact that that other faith is, as Christians believe, a false religion—our purpose as followers of Jesus must be to love and to win to Christ, not to stick our thumbs in their eyes.  These people aren’t quite in the league of the “God hates fags” loons from Topeka, but you can see ‘em from there.

50 Years of Life, a Retrospective: Part II B.1

Oops…it dawned on me that there was one other sports moment that had to make the list: Phil Mickelson winning the 2004 Masters.  If you could watch that event unfold and say that golf on TV is always boring, well, I got nothing for ya.

Phil Finally Wins a Major

Honorable Mention in my little excursion into my favorite sports moments I watched live:

Carlton Fisk’s Homer in the ’76 World Series

Ozzie Smith’s Homer in the ’85 NLCS

Bjorn Borg/John McEnroe Going 5 Sets in the Wimbledon Final, 1980

UVa Snapping Florida State’s ACC Unbeaten Streak with a Goal-Line Stand, 1996

St. Louis Cardinals Winning the 1982 World Series

Lorenzo Charles’ Game-Winning Shot in the NCAA Tournament

Jim O’Brien Winning Super Bowl V for the Colts over Dallas

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